by Lodge Baroness, Toni Morberg
Well, maybe not naked, but what a great way to start thinking about fishing with your better half.
Imagine the warm lick of the sun on your back, an almost breathless breeze on your neck, miles of wave-lapped beaches and 150,000 acres of fresh, clear water in the middle of the wllderness (teeming with trophy fish). Just you, your bride and YOUR GUIDE – oh, forget the naked part – we assure you that will all work out.
Never been fishing with your bride? Wondering why your bride would want to go fishing with you? You’re not the first to ask that question, and you certainly won’t be the last.
We’ve wondered about the answer to that question ourselves from time to time, and what we’ve come up with, based on our extensive research of brides that fish is that:
"Fishing with your man provides the ideal opportunity to connect at a deeper, almost tantric level, allowing you to refresh your relationship in even the most fulfilling of ways, if you know what we mean."
Just kidding – they say they like it because they can almost always out-fish their husbands and they derive limitless gratification from that. But seriously, fishing with your bride is always appreciated and remembered by the woman in your life who, once in a while, just wants a little quality time.
Fishing is a sport where men and women are on equal footing – physically, both have all it takes to master the art and science of angling. And while you’re at it, you can both enjoy time away from the everyday and a chance to really relax and unwind.
By now you must know that you can’t just take your wife anywhere. Like anything you do for a woman, you must show her that you put some thought into it. That it took some time to plan and choose and make happen. And yes, that it cost you more than a few dollars.
What your bride needs is a luxurious retreat set in the Canadian wilderness. She needs to feel the waves caressing the shore, experience the sun glistening on the lake, soak in the hot tub and hear the whisper of the breeze rustling in the trees. She needs to experience gourmet cuisine, wonderful people, fine manners and exceptional service. And then she needs to go out and catch fish like you just wish you could.
Whisk her away on the trip of her (your) dreams! We’re waiting for you!